O'Neill at 4.5? Lay that motherfucker with everything you've got

Mortgage your house if necessary

Aerial Telly told you. He told you, told you and told you. And still you wouldn't listen. He predicted that the FA would appoint Steve McLaren and that he would be the worst England manager in history. Wednesday night's farce at Wembley Stadium confirmed this truth as the beetroot faced fuck contrived to lose on home soil to an already qualified Croatia. Aerial Telly didn't care. He never has and never will support the England football team. He's Black Irish so the England football "team" can kiss his Mick ass because he ain't giving a fuck. But the inevitable exit of Steve "I'm not a quitter" McLaren means a vacancy has arisen. And the management vacancy means a Next England Manager betting market. The early favourite is Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neillwho has hit as low as 3.5 on Betfair and is currently trading at 4.5. Aerial Telly thought it was Groundhog Day when he heard that shit - O'Neill favourite for yet another new manager market? Won't they ever learn? Aerial Telly is going to school your skank asses in why it's an absolute impossibility that Martin O'Neill will be the next England manager. Knuckle up,.Poindexter - it's time to make that money.

"Aerial Telly didn't care. He never has and never will support the England football team. He's Back Irish so the England football "team" can kiss his Mick ass because he ain't giving a fuck"

Back in the day, Aerial Telly was a frequent player on the new manager markets on the betting exchanges. The stories he could tell you would make your hair curl. The false rumours, the price collapses, the ramping - it took an individual of extraordinary intellectual rigour and emotional stability to play these markets successfully. Aerial Telly was and remains such an individual. He made crazy paper on them shits every time.

"Let's get a few things straight you Appalachian mouth breathers - Tottenham Hotspur are a gnat on Glasgow Celtic's dick."

And one surefire way of making money in these markets was to lay Martin O'Neill every time he became favourite for one of the so-called alleged "big" club jobs. How convinced they all were that O'Neill would take the Spurs job. The arrogant cockney fucks in the media believed that Tottenham Hotspur were a bigger club than Glasgow Celtic. Let's get a few things straight you Appalachian mouth breathers - Tottenham Hotspur are a gnat on Glasgow Celtic's dick. Furthermore, the persistent news stories from hopeful sports hacks that O'Neill was on the verge of signing a contract were pure wish-fulfilment for the glamour club supporting scum.

"You do not leave Celtic lightly. Not for Spurs, and certainly not for fucking Leeds United - that bunch of overspending inbred racist fucks."

First off, O'Neill is a Mick and if you thought he was leaving them for Spurs you plainly have no idea what Glasgow Celtic means to the Irish. It's a club tied up in our sense of identity, our culture and our history of migration. You do not leave that lightly. Not for Spurs, and certainly not for fucking Leeds United - that bunch of overspending inbred racist fucks.

"O'Neill has always been a very loyal manager. He could have left Wycombe long before he did."

Secondly, O'Neill has always been a very loyal manager. He could have left Wycombe long before he did, he could have left Leicester City long before he did and, of course, he could have left Glasgow Celtic for a far better league, far better pay and probably more pussy than he could handle in The Smoke. And he never did. He's one of those managers who does his best to see through what he starts.

"The fact that they overlooked him for the buck-toothed ginger mongboy last time around won't help their case one bit."

He is currently managing Aerial Telly's team the famous Aston Villa. He will not be leaving By Far The Greatest Club The World Has Ever Seen to be the FA's lapdog. The fact that they overlooked him for the buck-toothed ginger mongboy last time around won't help their case one bit.

And that's just about the size of it, chumps. Make some guaranteed cash by going over to Betfair(market here) and laying the crap out of Martin O'Neill to be the next England manager. Because Aerial Telly will blow himself, film it and upload the footage to Youtube if he ends up taking the gig.

Word to your mother.