Joke Calslappy will DESTROY chicken torturing, child support avoiding, dog murderer Roid Jones jnr on November 8

1.56 will get it done

In New York's Madison Square Garden on November 8, 2008, a showdown takes place between two authentic boxing legends,Joe Calzaghe and Roy Jones Jnr . Aerial Telly was recently matched at 1.56 on Joke Calslappy to slap Roid Jones jnr into an early grave, and he advises all of you to join him in this particular wager. The true odds are around 1.4. If you can get significantly over 1.4, then take it. 1.56 is the highest it has currently been matched and Aerial Telly has another £100 waiting to be taken.Feel like taking him on? Well of course you don't. You like breathing. You know the routine. Listen to the kid and learn a lesson today.

"A prime Roy Jones beats a prime Joe Calzaghe - Jones is one of the most purely physically gifted athletes ever to have graced the sport. But we are not talking about a prime-for-prime fantasy matchup."

We should be clear about one thing from the jump. A prime Roy Jones beats a prime Joe Calzaghe - Jones is one of the most purely physically gifted athletes ever to have graced the sport. But we are not talking about a prime-for-prime fantasy matchup. Let's look at Jones's career since coming back down to light heavyweight after the Ruiz fight

2003-11-08 175 Antonio Tarver 175 W MD 12 12

Fights like a turd, get a bent underserved decision

2004-05-15 174 Antonio Tarver 175 L TKO 2

Fights like a turd, gets knocked the fuck out in two rounds

2004-09-25 175 Glen Johnson 174 L KO 9

"Roy Jones: Fights like a turd, gets knocked the fuck out in two rounds. Fights a 300-year-old bankrupt welterweight and acts like he's beaten a prime Tyson."

Fights like a turd, gets knocked the fuck out in nine rounds

2005-10-01 173 Antonio Tarver 175 L UD 12

Fights like a turd, runs round the ring like a big Mary-Anne and gets decisioned in 12 rounds

2006-07-29 175 Prince Badi Ajamu 174 W UD 12

Fights a no account turd and wins

2007-07-14 175 Anthony Hanshaw 175 W UD 12

Fights a no account turd and wins

2008-01-19 169½ Felix Trinidad 170 W UD 12

Fights a 300-year-old bankrupt welterweight and acts like he's beaten a prime Tyson.

"Calzaghe throws his punches in bunches and will be scoring consistently forcing Jones out of his comfort zone, making him dig deep. And Roy Jones does not know how to dig deep (unless he's burying one of his murdered dogs)."

TURD. Joke will put an end to this fraud for good. How will he do it? By making the 39-year-old fight for every second of the 12 rounds. Boxing is an endurance event and Jones's stamina will be tested to its limit. Although Jones is more powerful, Calzaghe uses lateral movement very well to neutralise that, throws his punches in bunches and will be scoring consistently forcing Jones on the offensive and out of his comfort zone, making him dig deep. And Roy Jones does not know how to dig deep (unless he's burying one of his murdered dogs).

"Jones was quite happy to take his $50 billion purse, run around the ring showboating and take the loss and be happy he wasn't knocked out himself."

Jones has looked like shit ever since coming back down from heavyweight and Calzaghe is getting better as he gets older. Added to this, Jones is a pussy. Look at the third Tarver fight. If he took some risks he could have knocked that son of a bitch out but he was quite happy to take his $50 billion purse, run around the ring showboating and take the loss and be happy he wasn't knocked out himself. What kind of champion does that? Beating a clearly faded and much smaller Felix Trinidad doesn't wipe that from the memory.

Jones was always a highly unorthodox boxer who relied on his phenomenal speed and power. Those gifts have faded and a fighter of Calzaghe's class will find him out. Jones still has speed but it's not the trump card it once was. He hits harder than Joe but how often does Calzaghe get hit flush? Not often, and whenMikkel Kessler, who hits like a mule, rattled in an uppercut square on his jaw, he took it and smiled. He has a solid chin. Joke was able to land consistently on Bernard Hopkins in the second half of their fight and Hopkins is a good deal more elusive than Jones these days.

Calzaghe to treat Jones like Jones treats his dogs. Fuck ALL dog murderers y'heard?

Imagined: 27th October 2008