Aerial Telly's refusal to take inferior prices on Miguel Cotto means he wins AGAIN
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"The new swimming pool that arrived in the referee's backyard bearing Mexican insignia installed by burrito chewing wetbacks just days before the fight is surely just a harmless coincidence?"
"This is why Aerial Telly has killed more bookmakers than heart disease and the Aids. He can go literally HOURS without betting."
"He says to Margarito: congratulations on your utterly undeserved "victory". You will be a great champion right up until Miguel Cotto beats you to death in the rematch."