Aerial Telly's refusal to take inferior prices on Miguel Cotto means he wins AGAIN

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Sometimes the universe throws you a bone. In your case it's a boner, right up your arse as the universe fucks you brutally time and time again. In Aerial Telly's case it was to leave his intelligent, brilliantly calculated orders at 1.62 and 1.65 unmatched at suspension of the market for Cotto v Margarito. He had numerous opportunities to take inferior prices on Cotto and a less disciplined bettor would have crumbled under the pressure. But as an illegally drugged and clinically depressed Cotto crumpled to the canvas in round 11 he knew that his decision was proved devastatingly acute once again. Just how does he do it?

"The new swimming pool that arrived in the referee's backyard bearing Mexican insignia installed by burrito chewing wetbacks just days before the fight is surely just a harmless coincidence?"

Why "referee" Kenny Bayless allowed Margarito's persistent and savage fouling is anybody's guess. The new swimming pool that arrived in his backyard bearing Mexican insignia installed by burrito chewing wetbacks just days before the fight is surely just a harmless coincidence?

"This is why Aerial Telly has killed more bookmakers than heart disease and the Aids. He can go literally HOURS without betting."

For those of you who backed Cotto at 1.5 or below you deserve everything you get. Aerial Telly has stated many times he is a price-sensitive punter and he clearly proclaimed "anything over 1.5 is a good price". These odds take into account the ever present possibility of corruption, skulduggery and fraud as took place tonight. This is why Aerial Telly has killed more bookmakers than heart disease and the Aids combined. He is a phenomenally disciplined gambler who can go literally HOURS without betting. He does not take any old price just because he knows he is right.

Aerial Telly could come on here and say how Cott-ho was dictating the action for large parts of fight, how he was making Margariturd miss with his superior lateral movement while punishing him with counters. He could point out that the Margarito camp spiked Cotto's drinking water. He could remark that Margarito should have been deducted four points then disqualified for persistent low blows. He might mention that the so-called alleged "knockdowns" were the result of vicious and illegal rabbit punches.

"He says to Margarito: congratulations on your utterly undeserved "victory". You will be a great champion right up until Miguel Cotto beats you to death in the rematch."

But now is not a time for such quibbling. He says to the great Mexican warrior Margarito: congratulations on your utterly undeserved "victory". You will be a great champion right up until Miguel Cotto beats you to death in the rematch.

Aerial "Money" Telly - Lexus in the driveway, dookie gold around the neck and Bulgari watch around the wrist. Even when he "loses" he wins.

Imagined: 27th July 2008