Aerial Telly pulls boxing from the flames of the 50 storey burning shithouse constructed by Valueless and Haye

Oh the humanity

You're feeling guilty today and Aerial Telly is here to tell you that he understands.  Because survivor guilt is common in those who have been witnessed great disasters and last night's Hindenburg of a fight between possibly the biggest turd ever to lace a pair of boxing gloves and David "after you, Claude" Haye was as gruesome and traumatic a spectacle as has ever been screened.  So you are not alone.  And even though Valuev and Haye did their best to obliterate 100 years of heavyweight boxing in 50 minutes, Aerial Telly reminded the public what a real warrior is all about.

"Survivor guilt is common in those who have been witnessed great disasters and last night's Hindenburg of a fight between possibly the biggest turd ever to lace a pair of boxing gloves and David "after you, Claude" Haye was as gruesome and traumatic a spectacle as ever been screened."

Because in once AGAIN calling a fight to perfection he demonstrates the virtue of putting your reputation on the line, putting your money where your mouth is and staying strong in the face of hooey, flimflam and horsefeathers from so-called alleged boxing "experts".

The stupid money was strong in this market.  Even after the world's greatest boxing bettor had clearly stated the result the market had the nerve to drift from 1.75 to evens.  Let me repeat that.

Drift.  Evens.  After Aerial Telly had publicly backed it. 

"Please let this be the last time Nikolai Valuev steps into a boxing ring.  This motherfucker ruins everything  - nobody can fight a normal fight against him."

Needless to say he took this as a personal affront to his peerless handicapping skills and immediately backed Haye again at evens making it an unusually profitable night, even by his remarkable standards.

The fight itself could barely have been turdlier.  Valuev lumbered forward missing with 35 telegraphed jabs a round, Haye stared up, blinked, circled, threw two overhand rights a round, landing one, which was usually enough to take it.  It was a horror show.  Please let this be the last time Nikolai Valuev steps into a boxing ring.  This motherfucker ruins everything - nobody can fight a normal fight against him.  Haye had never been in a boring contest until last night and it was so bad it made your eyes bleed. If only it were possible for both of them to lose

But terrible fights, fairytale giants and huckster promoters can never change the immutable truths about the sport.

1. Boxing is box office. 
2. Frauds will always be exposed in the ring, that cruellest of all arenas. 
3. Aerial Telly knows boxing better than any human - past, present or future.

Aerial "Money" Telly - saving boxing one suicidal bookmaker at a time.

Imagined: Sunday, November 08, 2009